Salt & Crow
Caffeinated Tarot: Personalized Custom Brew Edition
Because sometimes the universe whispers, “pull the damn cards.”
Only 5 Readings Available! Book yours now!
What You Get:
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3-card personal reading answering your one question.
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Caffeinated Tarot format: snark, insight, reflection prompts, and a tiny ritual you can actually do.
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Delivered as a recorded reading straight to your inbox within 7 days.
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Optional gift delivery—I’ll email your recipient a pretty “you’ve-got-magic-mail” note.
How It Works
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Send an email directly to me - hit the button below - and I will send you appropriate pay links.
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Check your email → reply with one clear question and a quick line of context (“I’m changing jobs,” etc.).
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I brew your reading, add your prompts + ritual, and deliver it within a week.
That’s it—no Zoom calls, no oracle performance art. Just grounded, caffeinated magic.
FAQ
Can I ask about someone else?
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Nope. Focus on you. Your energy, your path, your decision. You can gift a reading to someone.
When will I get it?
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Within 7 days of receiving your question (usually sooner).
Do you refund?
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Because these are intuitive readings, all sales are final—but if something’s off, email me. I’m human and reasonable.